"SIT LIKE A LADY"
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
i find it interesting that when people’s rights are violated in the USA (ie a developed country) such as in Ferguson, the media is ALL over it. Like… they don’t talk about anything else. but people’s rights are being violated all over the world, all the time. this has just made people realise how fucked up the rest of the world ALREADY IS. whats happening in ferguson is terrible, but it’s nothing on what is happening in say, north korea.